Episodes
Sunday Mar 02, 2025
Sunday Mar 02, 2025
Hello! Back again with YOU ONLY MOVE TWICE, one of the best Bond Parody/Commentaries ever made, TOMORROW NEVER DIES and THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, Brosnan's next two outings which were pretty good!
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Sword and Bored Presents: Bored. James Bored episode 18: LICENSE TO KILL et al
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
It's been a while. We're doing okay. We decided to do 3 films at once, starting with LICENSE TO KILL, the last Timothy Dalton movie, and it's generally okayness! BULLETS AREN'T CHEAP, a short SNL sketch which was one joke for 7 minutes! And GOLDENEYE, inwhich three grown men sound like three kids gushing about a Marvel Film because it's amazing!
Thursday Oct 10, 2024
SnB Presents: Sordilaqueus, a Dungeons And Dragons Actual Play Recap of Session 1
Thursday Oct 10, 2024
Thursday Oct 10, 2024
Hello! This is something different...again. We're gonna try to do a DnD Actual play in the feed from time to time, we will absolutely still be doing movie discussions as well.
This episode is a recap of what happened in the first session, because our recordings failed. We will be back with an actual episode of the game next time. Stick around if you'd like.
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
Sword and Bored Presents: Bored. James Bored Episode 18: THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
The surprisingly good THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS with Timothy Dalton is next up, shocking us after years of Roger Moore!
It's been a while since we've done this, but it's been a really hard year for us. So for anyone who's stuck around, thanks.
Saturday Feb 03, 2024
SnB Presents: Bored. James Bored Episode 17: A VIEW TO A KILL
Saturday Feb 03, 2024
Saturday Feb 03, 2024
The long nightmare is over.
With A VIEW TO A KILL, we're finally done with Roger Moore.
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Christmas Bells are Ringing! We're winding down the year with two movies from opposite ends of the spectrum. We talk about the Die Hard Christmas Movie argument, the thought process behind VIOLENT NIGHT, the depths of 80s cocaine in SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE, and have a good time all around!
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
SnB Presents: Bored. James Bored Episode 16: NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
James Bond is back....sort of? A James Bond shaped outing in NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN! IP Rights Issues! Competing Bonds! A lack of the theme song!
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Episode 37: I Wanna Know What’s In The Box JJ
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Hey hey! Two updates in a month! We're here with 1999's SLEEPY HOLLOW, a fun creep show, the amazing 90's HOCUS POCUS and it's somewhat inexplicable fandom, we accidentally talk a lot about HOCUS POCUS 2, and we spend like...half the run time talking about pop culture and how things get rebooted! Enjoy!
Friday Oct 20, 2023
Episode 36: Tom Waits is there!
Friday Oct 20, 2023
Friday Oct 20, 2023
Holy crap we're back after too long! DRACULA UNTOLD and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA is on the menu today!
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
SnB Presents: Bored. James Bored Episode 15: OCTOPUSSY
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
...Anyway here's OCTOPUSSY

Sword and Bored
Lars and Luke, Brothers in Arms, talking about every fantasy film they've ever seen, want to see, what makes them tick, what makes them not work, what's better, what's worse.
What we define as a fantasy: If it's readily apparent, if someone could or does pull out a sword and it doesn't require additional context to make sense, it's a fantasy. Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a fantasy. The Mummy is.
This arbitrary definition will be used and ignored at a moments notice for comedy.