Sword and Bored
Fantasy films in order from Best to Worst. Updates twice a month or more.
Podcast Description
Fantasy films in order from Best to Worst. Updates twice a month or more.
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Episodes
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
36 min
What ho! Almost a year ago we last posted, and it's been a struggle for a lot of reasons that don't need to be gotten into!
We talk about DIE ANOTHER DAY and post 9/11 media, and the transition to the Gritty Reboot of CASINO ROYALE and how good it is!
Aug 5, 2025
Episode 39: A Jennifer Gardner RomCom as DnD
Aug 5, 2025
Aug 5, 2025
19 min
What's this? After a year and half we're back?
2000's DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS and 2023's DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES are on today's menu.
This has been a long, hard couple of years and we're trying slowly to get back to things.
Mar 2, 2025
Mar 2, 2025
50 min
Hello! Back again with YOU ONLY MOVE TWICE, one of the best Bond Parody/Commentaries ever made, TOMORROW NEVER DIES and THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, Brosnan's next two outings which were pretty good!
Jan 14, 2025
Jan 14, 2025
46 min
It's been a while. We're doing okay. We decided to do 3 films at once, starting with LICENSE TO KILL, the last Timothy Dalton movie, and it's generally okayness! BULLETS AREN'T CHEAP, a short SNL sketch which was one joke for 7 minutes! And GOLDENEYE, inwhich three grown men sound like three kids gushing about a Marvel Film because it's amazing!
Oct 10, 2024
Oct 10, 2024
6 min
Hello! This is something different...again. We're gonna try to do a DnD Actual play in the feed from time to time, we will absolutely still be doing movie discussions as well.
This episode is a recap of what happened in the first session, because our recordings failed. We will be back with an actual episode of the game next time. Stick around if you'd like.
Aug 7, 2024
Aug 7, 2024
24 min
The surprisingly good THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS with Timothy Dalton is next up, shocking us after years of Roger Moore!
It's been a while since we've done this, but it's been a really hard year for us. So for anyone who's stuck around, thanks.
Feb 3, 2024
Feb 3, 2024
28 min
The long nightmare is over.
With A VIEW TO A KILL, we're finally done with Roger Moore.
Dec 20, 2023
Dec 20, 2023
38 min
Christmas Bells are Ringing! We're winding down the year with two movies from opposite ends of the spectrum. We talk about the Die Hard Christmas Movie argument, the thought process behind VIOLENT NIGHT, the depths of 80s cocaine in SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE, and have a good time all around!
Nov 30, 2023
Nov 30, 2023
45 min
James Bond is back....sort of? A James Bond shaped outing in NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN! IP Rights Issues! Competing Bonds! A lack of the theme song!
Oct 31, 2023
Episode 37: I Wanna Know What’s In The Box JJ
Oct 31, 2023
Oct 31, 2023
43 min
Hey hey! Two updates in a month! We're here with 1999's SLEEPY HOLLOW, a fun creep show, the amazing 90's HOCUS POCUS and it's somewhat inexplicable fandom, we accidentally talk a lot about HOCUS POCUS 2, and we spend like...half the run time talking about pop culture and how things get rebooted! Enjoy!

Sword and Bored
Lars and Luke, Brothers in Arms, talking about every fantasy film they've ever seen, want to see, what makes them tick, what makes them not work, what's better, what's worse.
What we define as a fantasy: If it's readily apparent, if someone could or does pull out a sword and it doesn't require additional context to make sense, it's a fantasy. Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a fantasy. The Mummy is.
This arbitrary definition will be used and ignored at a moments notice for comedy.


