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Sword and Bored

Lars and Luke, Brothers in Arms, talking about every fantasy film they've ever seen, want to see, what makes them tick, what makes them not work, what's better, what's worse.

What we define as a fantasy: If it's readily apparent, if someone could or does pull out a sword and it doesn't require additional context to make sense, it's a fantasy. Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a fantasy. The Mummy is.

This arbitrary definition will be used and ignored at a moments notice for comedy.

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Our last podcast episode of 2021, to close out this shitball year! We talk about the nature of potato based snacks, what makes a Christmas Movie, JINGLE JANGLE and how loud and bright and pretty good it is, and how A BOY CALLED CHRISTMAS is sort of a random events movie that isn't good!

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Episode 31: Wherein Santa Claus Reaffirms the Authority of the Monarchy

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