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Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
On this episode, we actually talk about good movies, the ambitious but flawed and fun BRIGHT, our boring lives, the fantastic EXCALIBUR and we actually argue about it for a LONG time, some talks of film language and random asides as normal!
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
Wednesday Dec 04, 2019
Hey this is a fun little conversation we had during the recording of episode 13 that didn't quite fit with the theme, but I didn't wanna waste it, so consider it a little bonus.
Saturday Nov 23, 2019
Saturday Nov 23, 2019
We're back with what might be the most trying time we've had so far! We talk about life, our hobbies, the monolith of Disney and ALADDIN(2019) and I shoehorn my love of Edgar Wright and Mass Effect, we discuss The Asylum and the utterly, utterly abysmal LORD OF THE ELVES, and try to find something, anything worth talking about in it!
Friday Oct 25, 2019
Friday Oct 25, 2019
In this remaster/rereleased episode because I didn't format the episode properly, we're joined by Rank And Vile's Quincy, talking about Dungeons and Dragons, the aptly titled THE WEIRD MAN and how it's a visual feast, how Quincy and Lars are cowards for not liking VAN HELSING even if I say it's kind of crap, McFarland Toys and how they're only good sometimes, the least Terry Gilliam movie possible in THE BROTHERS GRIMM and how it's just...meh!
Saturday Oct 12, 2019
Saturday Oct 12, 2019
We're back with another Triple Feature, talking about the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN Trilogy, how they hold up, their lack of piracy, why Geoffrey Rush is amazing, how CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL is amazing, how DEAD MAN'S CHEST is okay, and how AT WORLD'S END's bonkers finale makes for great viewing!
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
On another special Time Trial, we talk about the midlevel Mel Brook's ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS in under 3 minutes, and how it's not exactly based on what you think it is!
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
Episode 10! On this special Episode, we talk about TIME BANDITS and how it's beautifully insane, discuss the blue, grey and angst of TWILIGHT, and our special guest brings PRINCE VALIANT(1954) as a movie from his childhood!
Sunday Aug 18, 2019
Sunday Aug 18, 2019
On this episode, we go back to our roots and talk about two awful ones, how P-51 DRAGON FIGHTER could have been great if it'd been an actual movie, how Hollywood needs more weird movies, how DWARVES OF DRAGON MOUNTAIN is just so, so bad, some bad puns, and Lars' inability to keep his son's name straight!
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
On this special episode, we run out the clock on Podbean's free service, talk about MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL because we know everything's already been said about it before, and quickly talk about a Christmas!
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
This episode we talk about the missed opportunites of INKHEART and by extension Last Action Hero, how utterly Bananas ROBIN HOOD(2018) is and how it seems like everyone kinda missed the point of it, Lars' kids' first comiccon, and how we're kinda sorta totally boring!
Sword and Bored
Lars and Luke, Brothers in Arms, talking about every fantasy film they've ever seen, want to see, what makes them tick, what makes them not work, what's better, what's worse.
What we define as a fantasy: If it's readily apparent, if someone could or does pull out a sword and it doesn't require additional context to make sense, it's a fantasy. Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a fantasy. The Mummy is.
This arbitrary definition will be used and ignored at a moments notice for comedy.