Episodes
Thursday Jul 18, 2019
Episode 7: Not Just Drunk, Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now Drunk
Thursday Jul 18, 2019
Thursday Jul 18, 2019
This time around, we talk about WARRIOR AND THE SORCERESS and how utterly terrible it is, how much a stellar theme song can do for a movie in DRAGONHEART, the differences between fruit spreads, and on this fantasy podcast, way too long about Star Trek!
Lindsey Ellis' Documentary on The Hobbit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRUQ-RKfUs
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
Episode 6: Frankenstein Was the Name of the Doctor, *NOT* the Episode.
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
This time around we have a Nic Cage double feature, talking about SEASON OF THE WITCH and it's blandness, how SORCERER'S APPRENTICE is wayyyy better than it should be, statues fighting, giving into Game of Thrones commentary, actor career trajectories, all to distract you from how I lost a lot of my recording and had to redo it in a literal closet!
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Episode 5: On a Scale from Kevin Pollak to Oliver Platt, where is Kevin Dunn?
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
On this episode, we try not to talk about Game of Thrones, talk about how solid DRAGONSLAYER is, character actors and how we think of them, SOLOMON KANE being better than expected, and meander more than we should!
Saturday May 11, 2019
Episode 4: Stalker Comma Death
Saturday May 11, 2019
Saturday May 11, 2019
After a hiatus we are back! We talk about ATOR THE FIGHTING EAGLE and repairing clothes, DEATHSTALKER II and the use of guards who don't patrol, and predictions for indie darling Game of Thrones!
Thursday Apr 04, 2019
Episode 3: A Half Decent Robert Shaw
Thursday Apr 04, 2019
Thursday Apr 04, 2019
On This (lateish) episode, we talk about what movies we had in rotation as kids, how THE NEVERENDING STORY was sort of okay, how the eyes in BEOWULF(2007) seem to draw off into the distance, and being exposed to media way too early!
Thursday Mar 21, 2019
Episode 2: Unlike Jesus, I must Tap Out
Thursday Mar 21, 2019
Thursday Mar 21, 2019
On this week's episode, mics work weirdly, we talk about aging and it's effects on drinking and festivals, the wholesomeness of STARDUST, if a Power Ranger qualifies as a superhero, and how awful THE ONE WARRIOR is!
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Episode 1: Frank Miller's Legend of Zelda, With Apologies to Argentina
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Welcome to Sword and Bored, where we talk about fantasy and fantasy related films. On our introductory episode we talk about our metric, our rules, a bit about RETURN OF THE KING, about how terrible DEATHSTALKER is and how he doesn't really stalk death, and at the unexpectedly okay DRAGONFYRE.
Sword and Bored
Lars and Luke, Brothers in Arms, talking about every fantasy film they've ever seen, want to see, what makes them tick, what makes them not work, what's better, what's worse.
What we define as a fantasy: If it's readily apparent, if someone could or does pull out a sword and it doesn't require additional context to make sense, it's a fantasy. Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a fantasy. The Mummy is.
This arbitrary definition will be used and ignored at a moments notice for comedy.