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Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Tonight's Feature: The truly bad DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER! We talk about how tired everything is, the nonsense plot, and boredom with the franchise!
Friday Jan 14, 2022
Friday Jan 14, 2022
Our first episode of the Year! We talk about our experiences with Disney and how close we've been to Disneyworld, SWORD IN THE STONE and how it's weird but okay, office sitcoms and what's good about them, and the beautiful and amazing ENCANTO!
Wednesday Dec 29, 2021
Wednesday Dec 29, 2021
And 2021 ends with 2008 THE CLONE WARS!
As always, this isn't a traditional podcast, rather an alternate commentary track, so if that's not your thing, totally understand!
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Our last podcast episode of 2021, to close out this shitball year! We talk about the nature of potato based snacks, what makes a Christmas Movie, JINGLE JANGLE and how loud and bright and pretty good it is, and how A BOY CALLED CHRISTMAS is sort of a random events movie that isn't good!
Saturday Dec 18, 2021
Saturday Dec 18, 2021
Hello and welcome! We are back with ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, our first change of Bond's occurs as we switch to George Lazenby's first and only outing! We're a bit short today, but we talk about what's good and weird about it, and the shocking fact that we all sort of loved this?
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Monday Nov 22, 2021
TBWBWYA Is back with 2002's ATTACK OF THE CLONES! Once again this is an alternate commentary track for one of the Star Wars films, so if that's not your cuppa we totally understand.
Matt and I talk about how this was one of the few movies he owned on DVD, various tangents, and our love of the series continues!
Monday Nov 15, 2021
Monday Nov 15, 2021
Our strange surge of updates continues marginally abated! Losing huge chunks of recording will not stop us! On this bout we talk about the awful SEVENTH SON and how completely unmemorable it is, the ups and downs of BEASTMASTER and reminisce about a childhood friend, we stop to talk for a long time about The Synder Cut, and Lars' stops to think about how good THE THIRTEENTH WARRIOR is!
Monday Oct 25, 2021
Monday Oct 25, 2021
What's this? Another update in a semi timely manner?
Bored. James Bored. is back with YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE, a movie featuring a gigantic Romulan, possibly Q's coolest gadget ever, and massive amounts of problematic stuff in a surprisingly good movie!
On a personal note, this has been a very tough year on me, and us, so we really appreciate anyone who's stuck around for all of the ups and downs. Thank You.
Saturday Oct 23, 2021
Saturday Oct 23, 2021
Hey guess what, we've got another project going! This is a bit different from our usual fare, this is a commentary track I recorded with my best friend Matt, meant to be played along with Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace!
This will be a longform retrospective of each theatrical release Star Wars film, from the two of us reminiscing about how we became friends because of Star Wars, how it's affected us, the way the movies are made and work, bits we like and don't like...the works.
Friday Jul 30, 2021
Friday Jul 30, 2021
And we're back to our usual standard of terrible films with 1967's CASINO ROYALE! We talk about the very, very few high points, how people got paid to be in it, the missed opportunities of multiple Bonds and how that could have affected the rest of the series, and what makes better parodies work!
Sword and Bored
Lars and Luke, Brothers in Arms, talking about every fantasy film they've ever seen, want to see, what makes them tick, what makes them not work, what's better, what's worse.
What we define as a fantasy: If it's readily apparent, if someone could or does pull out a sword and it doesn't require additional context to make sense, it's a fantasy. Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a fantasy. The Mummy is.
This arbitrary definition will be used and ignored at a moments notice for comedy.